Wow, read this surreal apology where Saltz makes bizarre excuses for appearing on an idiotic TV show for 2 seasons, and undermining what little credibility he had. He claims he won’t do it again(I guess they fired him?)And then he likens himself to a Moby Dick survivor? This Jonah’s been swallowed by the whale long ago -Hey bro’, thou doth protest too much! I have a good idea for this year’s TV show, it’ll be the Gilligan’s island of art, and guess who’s playing Gilligan? Lo siento hermano!